Fisking attempt.

/RANT
All comments were made while I was watching this. They will not make sense otherwise.
 
1) They both are worthless pieces of shit. Your point?
 
2) Bush Jr’s National Guard service was a scandal…..WHY???!!! Was it because he _volunteered_ for it unlike let himself be put into basically fucking slavery via the draft? Yes… I can see how horrifying that could be for MANY of you…
 
3) Okay… is it just me… Or did he just make a Positive remark towards the Eisenhower….
 
4) Um what part of ” Very obvious pieces of a person’s character” do you not grasp about how a scandal is present about a person??
 
5) “Not being as bad as Donald Trump”
Well no shit that’s a low bar to clear. It’s so Gods damn low the fucking Blue Angels won’t even include said stunt in their routines.
 
6) Um… even those who are Conservation know better than to blame Hillary for Waco. That was her Husband, Bill, that was the president at that point in time… Or did you have a concussion and forget that…….
 
7) Benghazi…. You know there’s a reason a LOT of people won’t let this drop… and it’s because SHE IS A GODS DAMN WORTHLESS DUMB BITCH who ABANDONED that consulate. Go ahead and TRY to trot the source about Bush Jr and those embassy and consulate attacks and I will remind Bush SENT MOTHER FUCKING HELP YOU DAMN IDIOT. Clinton did the unforgivable. She left them to die. LEFT THEM TO DIE. Fuck you if you think that’s okay. Seriously.
 
8) “Failed to find sufficient evidence…” what is that, code talk for we bought off the right people and threatened to kill the families of the right people so she wouldn’t get prosecuted? And just what exactly has prosecution of a politician ever yielded? Go on, go find it… I’ll wait. (BTW You won’t find anything.)
 
9) The Emails: Look… she claimed she didn’t send any classified emails… even LIBERAL SOURCES confirmed she sent well over 130 emails that had classified information and she was too LAZY to keep them classified. Blech. And ya’ll wonder why I wouldn’t trust that fucking harpy….
 
10) Yeah. No Shit.
 
11) It’s called a purse dumbass.
 
12) Hey John, I love you only mention _mostly_ conservatives in order to give the illusion of balance. Actually… most of the offenders are idiot dems or neoliberals. Nice try Dumbass.
 
13) Holy fuck are you that dumb? YOU ADMITTED ON LIVE NATIONAL TELEVISION THAT YOUR PERSONAL SERVER WAS THE *SAME* ONE AS WHAT BILL CLINTON USED AFTER HE GOT OUT OF THE WHITE HOUSE?!?!?!??! Bitch…. do you even understand the concept of keeping your mouth shut about stuff that involves your family at least? What the Gods Damn FUQ?!
 
14) Kars…4… Kids…. Wow that’s a fresh level of hell….
 
15) Clinton foundation IS a conflict of interest. Gods…. Um… that’s like me buying stock on a sheep farm and stating it only to make sure I get the best yarn but I then start posting pictures about my future christmas/yule dinner….
 
16)  All right John… do you give Trump the same courtesy…. let’s see shall we…

17)  13% percent…. really only?  Yeah, you’re lying fuckstick.
18) ….REALLY WE ONLY KNOW ALMOST NOTHING ABOUT TRUMPS FINANCIAL RECORDS??? I HATE TO TELL YOU THIS BUT THOSE RECORDS ARE SUBJECT TO THE FREEDOM OF INFORMATION ACT.  Dumb cum dumpster.

19) OMG HE SAID HE WOULD GIVE THE COMPANY TO HIS KIDS TO RUN WHILE HE WAS PRESIDENT….
How is this any WORSE than Chelsea Clinton running the Clinton Foundation?????????????

Oh and we are too stupid to catch his very on the nose joke…… *head desk*
20) Um… sorry but it sounds like you are the one who doesn’t understand a blind trust.  If THE Trump is not running and not making decisions but it’s still HIS money… Um… HeLLOOOOOO?!  Gods you people are making me consider my reduce my drinking edict…..
21) “12 lbs of foundation he wears of his face.”
BHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HEGHEHGHEGHEHEHEHG!!  hEEEEEHEHEHEHEHE!!!
Good one. Seriously.  He spends more time on TV than Clinton EVER will…..
22) Only just now facing questioning about his charity spending??? Oye, ya’ll are behind…. seriously behind….
23)  HEY HEY HEY!! Leave the Owls out this fucker.
24)  You are surprised by this?  He paid for a portrait with foundation money?  All right… what has Clinton paid for with her money… oh wait I forgot… You’re too scared to ask that.  Bleh…
25) Tebow is only bad because you saw him praying on the field you mental midget… Defend his right to pray like you defend Muslims… OH WAIT…….
26) EVERYBODY USES UNDOCUMENTED WORKERS.
Does that mean they are right too? No.
Does that mean they are exempted if they are the “right political party”? No.  Nice try.
27)  Bags of cocaine would have been easier to get rid of given the fact it’s been a fucking democrat in office for the past eight ish years and the fed groups are suffering from the lack of numbness…..
28) There is an equal number of scandals you stupid fuckstick.  Gods damn why do you think Johnson is trending?  He doesn’t have any scandals.  He gives honest answers and he actually is the only one with experience in keeping a government in check…

Too bad for the rest of you…. when it goes to hell if one of them is elected… those of us who pointed at Gary Johnson are going to point again and remind you “Told you so.”

I’m Evelyn StormRose, signing off on my first attempted rage fisk.  Sorry, I’m a newb at fisks.
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